The student news site of Santa Fe High School

The Demon Tattler

The student news site of Santa Fe High School

The Demon Tattler

The student news site of Santa Fe High School

The Demon Tattler

Baruch Constantine

Baruch Constantine, Author

Baruch Constantine is a 17-year-old boy who is the embodiment of the oldest, grumpiest man. Baruch enjoys playing “Magic: The Gathering,” working, sitting on his porch, and swinging his cane at small children who pass by. He is a generally nice, reasonable person, except when he isn't. As a freak who can't spell or have any normal interactions with people, he spends most of his time with a large variety of people. He likes just about anyone. Unless he doesn't.

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