Baruch Constantine, Author
Baruch Constantine is a 17-year-old boy who is the embodiment of the oldest, grumpiest man. Baruch enjoys playing “Magic: The Gathering,” working, sitting on his porch, and swinging his cane at small children who pass by. He is a generally nice, reasonable person, except when he isn’t. As a freak who can’t spell or have any normal interactions with people, he spends most of his time with a large variety of people. He likes just about anyone. Unless he doesn’t.