RP, Editor
RP is a senior who’s still having issues processing the fact that this is her last year of high school. If you don’t see her coming, you’ll definitely be able to hear her because she’s louder than the OG dad sneeze.
Although it seems like she has her life together, in reality, she’s the kid who turns in homework stained with tears and barbeque sauce that was clearly finished three minutes before the tardy bell rang.
Even though she thinks she’s cool, she’s really just a sad wannabe thug who spends most of her life watching Netflix and thinking of great comebacks after the argument has ended. If you are ever blessed (just kidding) enough to meet her, please at least pretend to laugh at her jokes. Not all of us can be winners, okay? Yeesh.